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Bristol and Levi Are Off Again, Communicating by Text Message Only [Wasilla Hillbillies]

Following reports that Levi Johnston's ex-girlfriend's been knocked up, Bristol Palin has stopped speaking to her fiance, communicating with him solely via text message while he cavorts in California with the sexy daughter of a former pro-football star.

New Jersey Man Goes to Jail for Using Own Vomit As Weapon [Sentences]

21-year-old Matthew Clemmens forced himself to vomit on a guy he was fighting with in the stands of a Phillies-Nationals game in April. Now he's been sentenced to 1-2 months in jail. The maximum sentence was two years.

Nurdle Dispute Threatens Fragile Nurdle Peace [Lawsuits]

America is a nation in need of healing. But no healing shall be had. Because two of our most important toothpaste manufacturers are locked in legal battle to the death over the future of nurdles. Nurdles on packages. Toothpaste packages.

Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Releases Sex Tape Because of 'How Successful Kim Kardashian Became' [Gossip Roundup]

Montana Fishburne says her forthcoming sex tape is a calculated career choice. Foxy Brown flees the police after a massive brawl. Lindsay Lohan has no pillow, which deeply upsets Dina Lohan. Robert Pattinson is a nail biter. TGIFriday gossip.

Which Actress Is Faking Her Pregnancy with a Padded Baby Bump? [Blind Items]

She's sterile but she's going to pass off an adopted baby as home-made. This actor and actress made a scene doing blow at a party and this singer is cheating with a reality star. At least they're public about it.

This Is Where Chelsea Clinton Is Getting Married Tomorrow [Exclusive]

Chelsea Clinton is getting married on Saturday under a veil of secrecy in Rhinebeck, NY.

Not secret enough, though: An insider provided us these exclusive photos of Astor Court—the palatial mansion serving as the venue—plus some inside information.

Newsweek Is a Respectable Girl [Magazines]

Newsweek—though financially ruined—had quite a few suitors for her attention. But her father, Donald Graham, won't let her just run off with any old fast fella with cash and flash. He's finding her a nice, old, upstanding buyer.

Kite Flying Kids in Gaza: 'At Least Today We Can Enjoy Our Freedom' [Records]

Children in the Gaza Strip yesterday appeared to have broken their own previous Guinness World Record for the most kites flown, when 7,200 took to the skies over a beach in Gaza City.

U.S. Consulate In Anarchic Ciudad Juarez Closes [Closings]

The U.S. consulate in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico has been closed for a "security review." In 18 months, over 4,000 people have been killed in the city.

Ansel Adams Garage Sale Haul Disputed [Scandals]

Who took the photographs that Rick Norsigian bought at a garage sale for $45, and could eventually sell for $200 million? He says famous American photographer Ansel Adams. But some now claim either Uncle Earl or Pop Laval took them.