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The Beer of Thrones is not safe for pregnant women, Dothraki, anybody

Comediva cooked up a little commercial for the Beer of Thrones, a no-doubt hearty ale which has some unfortunate side effects for those who drink it... and those who happen to be standing nearby those who drink it.

Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern

In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse we all know that you already wrote it).

C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?

Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge.

Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison

Craigslist, the parallel dimension where you can find a reasonably priced and barely stained couch as quickly as you can find a free handjob, is not to be trifled with, especially if that trifling involves the casual encounters section.

Good news, everyone!

Good news, everyone! Earlier today, the Nevada Assembly passed Senate Joint Resolution 13, a measure that would repeal the 2002 constitutional ban on same-sex marriage, by a vote of 27 to 14.

Marion Cotillard"s Polish Accent Sounds German On Purpose, Jeez

That Marion Cotillard is really something, isn"t she? Not only is she a really talented actress who"s more than willing to put up with nearly inarticulate line-readings from Christian Bale and Tom Hardy, she"s also willing to correct an actual Polish woman"s criticism of her Polish accent in the new

It's Official: Ban on Gay Boy Scouts is Over, Gay Leaders Still Not Ok

The Washington Post reports that the Boy Scouts of America has voted to end a 22-year-old ban on openly gay youth. However, as a testament to the enduring power of homophobia, the organization has decided to keep its ban on adult leaders in place.

For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "

For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "accused of putting cheap booze in premium brand liquor bottles and selling it to patrons." One bar was using food coloring with rubbing alcohol and pretending it was Scotch.

The Great Bra Washing Extravaganza

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Kid Who Asked Kate Upton to Prom Gets a Hot Runner-Up Model Instead

A hearty congrats is in order for the young man who has taught every prepubescent, premature-ejaculating boy that if you can't force Kate Upton to go to prom with you, you can still get a ringer.