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Teen Turned Down by Kate Upton Settles for Hotter Swimsuit Model

Jake Davidson's first choice for prom date, Kate Upton, initially said yes after he asked her out via YouTube video, but was forced to cancel due to a "scheduling conflict." So he took a different Sports Illustrated swimsuit model instead.

I Can't Stop Staring At This Tetris-y iPhone Game

I've never dispatched a wrathful bird to destroy a pig. Sometime around 2010, I blocked FarmVille et al. from my Facebook News Feed and never looked back. But last week I stayed up an hour past my bedtime because I thought I had the Dots "hot hand.

Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Wanted Rapist, But He's Not

Earlier this week, Toledo resident Chad Lesko was walking around a local park when an angry stranger approached the 23-year-old and told him he had to leave.

He just walks up to me and says, "You"re not allowed in this park because you"re a rapist," Lesko recalled yesterday over the phone.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Says He No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has smoked crack cocaine, read a statement to the press this afternoon purporting to respond to claims published in Gawker, and followed on by the Toronto Star, that a video of him smoking crack cocaine was being offered for sale by people involved in the Toronto crack tr

Bro Wearing 'Teabag the Rags' Shirt Accused of Exposing Himself

It is completely unthinkable that the gentleman above, a kindly Massachusetts fellow wearing a TEABAG THE RAGS shirt with the New York Rangers logo shaped like a pair of testicles, would ever remove his genitals from his pants and show them to strangers.

Paula Deen Is Getting A Museum But America Is Her Masterpiece

Hi, y'all. Do you detect the scent of warm buttery toast, wafting in on a humid breeze from way down South? What you're smelling is the glorious butter-birth of the Official Paula Deen Museum, a tourist attraction recently proposed for Deen's hometown of Albany, Georgia.

Just kidding.

Cobain Daughter Slams Kardashian Sister for Tweeting About Tough Life

In one of the more bizarre Twitter beefs of late, Frances Bean Cobain, the 20-year-old daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, tore into Kendall Jenner, the 17-year-old half-sister of Kim Kardashian, for complaining on Twitter that her life was too hard.

In anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's Mitchell Sunderland sat dow

In anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's Mitchell Sunderland sat down with Alexis Neiers to find out if she really did wear four-inch Bebe kitten heels to court. The interview is wonderful. Read it, you C-U-N-T.

Lifehacker When (and If) You Should Ever Work For Free Gizmodo What Is Flat Design?

Lifehacker When (and If) You Should Ever Work For Free | Gizmodo What Is Flat Design? | Jezebel Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend' | Jalopnik Local Police Give Patrol Cars To Civillians, Immediately Regret It

Goodbye and Good Riddance, The Hangover

In my experience, the Hangover movies are mildly amusing when they aren't despicable. They are founded on a clever premise (retracing the steps of the blackout night before). They relish the joy and profound weirdness that stupidity can produce.