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Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend'

During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns out this was set in motion by "friend and Hollywood publicist" Jonathan Jaxson, who told the police that he had proof that Bynes was suicidal.

Crusty Old Dickhead Jerry Lewis Still Doesn"t Like Female Comedians

Superannuated comic misogynist Jerry Lewis, who, we ought to say, looks great for 87, still can"t stomach the idea of women performing comedy.

Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown Apartment

The Amanda Bynes entropy cycle has reached an unfortunate (and probably inevitable) new stage: the actress is rumored to have been arrested in her Midtown apartment late Thursday night after a bong-tossing confrontation with NYPD officers.

Lots of Same-Sex Couples Raise Kids in States with Marriage Bans

Apparently, for same-sex couples raising children, Mississippi a state whose name was emblazoned in ignominious wanted-poster font about halfway through Django Unchained really is like coming home, even more so than the traditionally more progressive geographical elbow-crook we call California.

For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship

I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sells P90X subscriptions (child prodigy) and it is literally the worst thing ever? NOW IMAGINE YO

James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever

Not content with being the kind of guy that would just write one review of a movie starring his contemporaries, James Franco returned to Vice to share some more thoughts with us, this time, on Leviathan, a film NPR called "a documentary and yet not a documentary." (Okay.

The Beer of Thrones is not safe for pregnant women, Dothraki, anybody

Comediva cooked up a little commercial for the Beer of Thrones, a no-doubt hearty ale which has some unfortunate side effects for those who drink it... and those who happen to be standing nearby those who drink it.

Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern

In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse we all know that you already wrote it).

C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?

Color me crazy, y'all, but one of my coping tactics for when I get really stressed out is to imagine Friday Night Lights' star guidance counselor Tami Taylor talking me off the ledge.

Man Who Impersonated Neighbor to Schedule Craigslist Orgy Faces Prison

Craigslist, the parallel dimension where you can find a reasonably priced and barely stained couch as quickly as you can find a free handjob, is not to be trifled with, especially if that trifling involves the casual encounters section.