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Leroy's Revenge: Two Dogs, Father And Son, Fight To The Death

Originally published in the August 1975 issue of Texas Monthly. Reprinted here with permission. As the author explains in the postscript, names have been changed, and the final scene is a composite.

Bicycle Pumps Are The Worst

Time for your weekly LIVE edition of the Deadspin Funbag. To submit a question to the live Funbag, you gotta post down in the bowels of the discussion section below.

How Not To Defend Sergio Garcia: Say He Has Lots Of "Colored" Friends

Sergio Garcia made a fried chicken joke about Tiger Woods. Some people were offended. Others weren't. Garcia apologized. The head of the European Tour, in an attempt to put this to bed, declared that "most of Sergio"s friends are colored athletes." Here we go again.

The "which superheroes would be best at sports?"

The "which superheroes would be best at sports?" debate in this post is getting serious. Can you beat this football team, from our own Owen Good?

Paul George Is The Star Who'll Save The Pacers From Paul George

Last night's Eastern Conference final opener between the Heat and Pacers was a story of two buzzer-beaters, and all the fun of the game lay in the difference between the two. First came Paul George's cockeyed overtime-forcing three-pointer, which was shot from a range that would make even J.R.

The Cincinnati Baseball Team Gives The Best Postgame Interviews

Postgame interviews are inherently dumb and almost never interesting. But not when they involve the Cincinnati Bearcats baseball team, which has turned the tired practice into a platform for wonderful comedic expression. Enjoy this compilation of the Bearcats being awesome.

An Anonymous Jet Is Blasting Mark Sanchez; Summer Is Unofficially Here

This year was going to be different, the front office claimed. The leaks would stop, Woody Johnson declared. It took under 24 hours from the Jets' first open practice for an unnamed player to tell a reporter that most of his teammates don't want Mark Sanchez at quarterback.

An Ottawa morning TV show welcomed Henry the Hockey Hound to pick the winner of yesterday's Senators

An Ottawa morning TV show welcomed Henry the Hockey Hound to pick the winner of yesterday's Senators-Penguins game. He chose neither, because there was bacon in the studio.

How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Save Monogamy

Despite the fact that all I want in life is a daemon familiar and a wand and a sarcastic dappled mare who really gets me and violet eyes and a tower, in actuality I'm forever harping on the fact that magic isn't real. There are no magic Spanx that will turn you into Cindy Crawford.

Sebastian Vettel's Monaco Helmet Reveals A Naked Pinup When Heated

It's the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend, which means all the teams do something a little special. Lotus has Daft Punk on their side pods. But Sebastian Vettel wins, because his helmet reveals a (mostly) naked woman as it gets warmer.