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'U ARE ALL MINE!' Says Birthday Girl Cher, Ominously

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Cher may be under the impression that she received every human being on the planet as a birthday gift, tweeting at yourself is so Raven, and Diplo dispenses some wisdom about hygiene.

7 Children Drowned in Oklahoma Elementary School, Officials Say

In heartbreaking news, MSNBC is reporting that at least seven children drowned in the basement of Oklahoma's Plaza Towers Elementary earlier today after a tornado ripped through the city of Moore, OK. In keeping with the horrific events, officials say the death toll will most likely rise.

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After "the biggest, most destructive tornado in the history of the world," ravages Oklahoma, state officials say 37 people are dead lt;a href="https://twitter.com/CharlieKayeCBS/status/336600006301712385" target="_blank">including a 3-month-old baby and a 4-year-old child.

Check out Flip the News, a newly-launched Tumblr that rewrites articles by giving the subjects the o

Check out Flip the News, a newly-launched Tumblr that rewrites articles by giving the subjects the opposite gender or race "in order to shine some light on the way news organizations write about people and strive for more balanced, respectful narratives.

Chicago is the Latest City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy with Weird Ads

Faced with a teen pregnancy rate that's reported to be one and a half times higher than the national average, the Chicago Department of Health decided that they needed to do something drastic.

Please Leave January Jones to Be a Bitch in Peace

January Jones is a stone cold bitch. You know it, I know it and a whole slew of other people who've never actually met her know it, too.

Women Didn't Abandon Rom-Coms, Roms-Coms Abandoned Women

Rom-Coms are not in a good place right now, as lamented by The Atlantic and our very own Tracy Moore.

Dude Wants to Shoot Hillary Clinton in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL

I'm sure by now you're familiar with Pete Santilli, the right-wing radio host, "former U.S. marine, and Coca-Cola Executive," who recently presented his extremely impressive four-point plan for shooting Hillary Clinton in the vagina.

Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors 'Worse Than Blogs'

The world rejoiced last week when, for a moment, rumors and reality became one and it was revealed that Blue Ivy would have a new sibling, one Red Vine.

'Mad Men': I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

After getting shot up with a "mild stimulant," Don goes on a wild ride through sleep deprivation psychosis that went about as well as Ken Cosgrove's wild ride in the Chevy Impala, with both ending similarly, lending last night's episode its name: "The Crash.