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Sergio Garcia Makes Tiger Woods "Fried Chicken" Joke, Apologizes

For over a week now, we've had to talk about this weak golf "feud" between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods which started in 1999 and got heated, or at least slightly warm, a week and a half ago.

Spurs Beat Grizzlies, All Anyone Cares About Is "We Did It" Guy

Memphis came back from a mighty deficit to force overtime in San Antonio (thanks to a questionable late flagrant foul call) but couldn't pull out the victory. It led one fan nearby to issue quite the verbal ejaculation. Deadspin I-Team, assemble.

LA Kings Tweet Out Rape Joke

Kevin Ryder, of the Kevin and Bean Morning Zoo show on LA's KROQ is live tweeting the Los Angeles Kings' playoff game against the San Jose Sharks. A few minutes ago, he tweeted this.

The Memphis Grizzlies Are Struggling Tonight

San Antonio's leading Memphis by 15 at the half, but even given the Grizzlies' struggles that's a bit of surprise; neither team has looked especially good tonight.

A French Rugby Brawl, With Promotion On The Line

Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube.

Kevin Durant Donated $1 Million To Red Cross For Tornado Relief

Earlier today, word got out that Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant had donated $1 million to the United States Red Cross in the wake of yesterday's tornado, which leveled entire neighborhoods and killed at least two dozen in the OKC suburb of Moore, Oklahoma.

The Fight Over Mario Williams's Engagement Ring Has Gotten Super Nasty

The court battle between Mario Williams and his ex-girlfriend over a $785,000 engagement ring has reached the "Mario Williams had to hold a press conference to deny he considered committing suicide" stage.

A Korean high school pitcher threw 178 pitches in a start this weekend.

A Korean high school pitcher threw 178 pitches in a start this weekend. He's averaging 139 pitches a game. Yu Darvish smiles, and nods, and ices his shoulder.

Before Midnight Is Darker Than You Want It To Be

Did you want to learn that Jesse and Celine, the couple we fell in love with as they fell in love with each other in the Richard Linklater films Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, have become cantankerous, unhappy middle-aged jerks? That their love has curdled into passive-aggressive routine and bare

Work In Professional Baseball! (As The Dunk Tank Dude For An Independent League Team.)

The Long Island Ducks are hiring! Have you always dreamed of working alongside such luminaries as Dontrelle Willis, Ramon Castro, Ian Snell, and Josh Barfield? Of course you have. Stupid question, sorry.